Klaus in the Woods

When you take a girl for jalapeño cheddar smokie lunch and then afterwards fuck her in the ass so you can dig through the shit on your dick to find hot peppers like trying to find mushrooms in the forest.

Newbs keeps trying to feed me his famous spicy jam but I don’t trust it because I’ve heard he loves a Klaus in the Woods.

by TheFamilyCabin November 8, 2025

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Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof November 1, 2015

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nobu woods

nobu woods is a queens, new york native who is dominican, and his blend of smooth and dark r&b is as real as actual emotion. his music speaks the complexity of love and other feelings in a sound that grabs you and doesn't release. it's no coincidence his songs are as seductive as his face 🫦😊😏

i love nobu woods hahahahahaha drop another album hahahaha

by idkwhattoputmyusernameas February 27, 2025

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John wood

He’s a pussy in every way, and looks like a little faggot boy but it’s okay he’s slow

Look it’s the weird kid John Wood

by ?,? May 13, 2019

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The Woody Wood Pecker

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.

The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

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