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Black book

The "black book" is where someone would shit into a book and slam it closed making shit fly everywhere
P1: why is there shit everywhere

P2: I did the "black book"
by BluBalls January 18, 2021
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book

a wonderful thing you can use to escape the harshness of reality. not are books are wonderful, but the ones that are are better then life itself. books are to be read, they are not fire kindling.
on a rainy day, all I need is a coffee, a sweater, and a good book.

get sober, off the internet, and go read a book.
Kevin, stop playing Exy and go read a book.
by im.booksmart March 25, 2020
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book hipster

(Noun) Someone who reads the book before the movie comes out or before it is announced that a movie is being created based on the novel
My friends are total book hipsters, they read The Hunger Games and Divergent when they first came out as novels.
by laserbeamsarehot April 20, 2014
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NATIONAL EAT YOUR BOOKS day

This is a day to eat your books because your hungry right now
I live national eat your books day.
by Walks232 July 24, 2019
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house-booking

the act of using the social networking sight facebook to communicate to other people that are currently in the same residence as you (roomates, relatives, etc.),
Bob: Hey is Kristen going to clean up the kitchen after the rager that we had last night?

Jerry: Yah, she already is.

Bob: How do you know?

Jerry: because we're house-booking!
by frigg August 30, 2009
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Book whore

A person sexually attracted to books
A person who seductively touches a book
Look at that book whore kissing her prisoner of azkaban book
by Books aare smeggsy November 15, 2020
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Books

Things you should be reading you illiterate FUCK WOD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT BOOKS ARE ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU IDIOT
Benny; Hey Danny what are books

Danny : books are something you should read more off you stupid illiterate FUCK BENNY OMG
by Really long words February 3, 2018
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