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Post Rage Clarity

Experiencing a surge of reality entering your system upon smashing or breaking something in a fit of video game related rage. Usually turns into despair depending on the value of the destroyed item.
Gavin: "FUCK!!" *BANG! CRSHMPH....*
Ethan: "Dude are you good?"
John: "Nah, that sounded like his keyboard. He spent like 200 bucks on that thing."
Ethan: "Damn, post rage clarity is gonna hit him like a bitch."
...
Gavin: "I'm fucking retarded bro"
by bernardo_shrinks May 13, 2022
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Post Pump clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just
busted out your last set and it’s time to put all the plates away. It gets worse the stronger you get due to the extra plates you need to put away. You basically realize
that screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY”and “YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT” comes at a horrible cost and you think you’ll never do it again yet you still do.
Post Pump clarity really hit Dylan hard after a heavy squat session he realized he had to put 10 plates away by him self while barely being able to walk after doing an unholy set
by Bigdaddylifts November 19, 2022
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Peak post nut

The ultimate mental clarity a human reaches right after they orgasm, when the brain is no longer preoccupied with and fixated on sex.
After struggling for days to make a decision, John knew the answer within seconds once he hit peak post nut.
by Smackawack November 22, 2022
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Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.
Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022
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Post Shit Chills

After taking a shit you get momentary body shivers/chills with an empty feeling.
Man I just had post shit chills after that big shit I just took.
by Chocolate Miller May 18, 2022
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post analysis foggynes

The feeling you experience after finishing your analysis homework late at night. The opposite of post nut clarity.
"I'm so glad I finished this!"
"Oh, you're feeling post analysis foggynes!"
by DDoe March 9, 2022
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Post Valve Depression

A strange and sad feeling one gets whenever they remember or realize that Valve will never make a continuation of amazing games such as Half Life or Portal.
“Man.. thinking about how HL3 or P3 will never happen is just a whole deal.”
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*
by Anakinnie April 19, 2022
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