secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.
you have a secret french uncle in yur attic
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practice my French

This phrase sounds like homework when in actuality it means to French kiss for long periods of time. Other times it can't mean to "eat out" a girl.
I have to get home, I'm cgoing to practice my French
by Yepers September 30, 2014
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pardon my french

phrase used as an appology for using profanities. The word for "seal" (the animal) in french is "phoque," which is pronounced the same as the word "fuck" in english. This is how the phrase originated.
You've got to be fucking kidding me! Pardon my french, but that's insane!
by Lazy Time Waster December 17, 2004
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Arabian French Toast

whe you are banging a girl while shes on her back, and right before you are about to cum you pull out and blow your load in her nose
by qwertyuiopl September 08, 2009
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French Military Victories

Existent, but not frequent. Mostly an online "im feeling lucky" thing that expresses how mad America was when the French wouldn't help us AT ALL (one hundred or so soldiers dont count every one) in the wars in Iraq etc........ Also a big topic of consternation with French people. Mostly because they have baguettes up there asses.
-Hey man! The French won the American revolution!!!

-hahaha, then why is it called the AMERICAN revolution? Now go grow some balls and win a war! Maybe even add to the tiny list of French Military Victories!!!!!!
by U.S. Patriotism December 15, 2010
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French Fry Whore

the professional name of chicks who have successfully mastered the art of whore on the lowest level. this art consists of furiously making out with french fries in public. biting, sucking, licking, and twirling in mouth are all acceptable. usually this act is only completed by goody-goody two shoes such as yours truly who don't have/don't want the status of "Master Hoe" quite yet.
"Did you see that French Fry Whore at McDonald's?"
"Yeah, man, she was all up on dat shit."
"Damn, but it turns me on!"
by Miss Dorkette March 15, 2006
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soft french kiss

The most wounderful kiss ever.
Its an emotional and beautiful kiss.
Its when you love some one and you can tell by the kiss.
This kiss is when you put your toung half way in your girlfriends/boyfriends mouth and you massage her/his toung by rubbing it with your toung.
Its a soft kiss.
A soft french kiss is the best kiss ever.
by xX(-SWB-)Xx July 31, 2008
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