Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

idiot

someone who uses the word "retard" as a synonym for idiot.

A: "idiot means retard."
B: "no it doesn't, are you brain dead?"

by ST0RMPUNK May 15, 2022

die haha idiot

something that everyone should do to make the world better (:

say " die haha idiot " to karens or idiots who wont wear a mask in a store

by CthulusCousin October 28, 2020

Idiot Sandwich

Anyone who comes across Gordon Ramsey’s new nickname; a term to refer to someone who has done something foolish within the chef’s vision.

Person 1: *bakes cake with a little too much sugar* Awww shoot!

Gordon Ramsey: IDIOT SANDWICH!!!!!!!

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

Idiot

A dumb stupid blonde named Brianna

Ur such an idiot!

by aaallleeeZZ July 29, 2018

idiotism

stupid at a very, very intense level

Shut up you dingus, your using idiotism.

by Xandede February 4, 2020

Pet idiot

A person that owns pets but is completely clueless about them. Does not run a tight ship. Pets are typically destructive.

Tijuana Ronald McClownstro is a pet idiot. His dogs destroy his furniture and shoes.

by Mongrel-free March 2, 2024