Lexi the goat

Lexi the goat is a tall, fine ass red head on TikTok, her TikTok’s mostly consist of her living her little iconic life, being sad, or just making TikTok’s about her girlfriend Joselyn. Her TikTok’s can also be goofy or serious at times. When she’s not doing TikTok’s and just living her life she can be an enjoyable person to talk to. She can easily make your day just by looking at her pretty face. As far as I know she does not have any extra curriculares for school, Shes a hard worker who helps others with their work, and helps others cheat from her test. Shes like a magnet to some people, people jsut want to be around her, and many would know why. she’s a nice, loving, compassionate, funny, and beautiful person. And i just love everything about her, and I couldn’t think of anyone else I would want to love more than Lexi.
Lexi the goats TikTok’s make me cream

Lexi the goat rides waves
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J-Tizzy Goat

A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).

Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.
J-Tizzy Goat the game started half an hour ago why haven't you left home.
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Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.
I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....
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love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.
Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.
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Goatted YouTuber

Goatted is a Goatted YouTuber
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Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2
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Verti-goat

A common denominator of a peculiar term of events once, formed during once’s ramdom conversation on a road trip from one of the Uks largest docks. Now a trademark named apparel company trading in the southwest.
Is one feeling dizzy? Do you have vertigo or has one got verti-goat
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