Whore's ear

When a man nuts in a woman's ear and the fluid gets stuck in the ear for 2-4 weeks

Dude I totally just gave Samantha whore's ear, she can't hear shit!

by lol bruh June 20, 2017

dick in your ear

Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.

Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?

Person 2: WHAT?!

by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019

Hater Ears

Listening or Critiquing a body of work, person, place or thing, with extensive judgement almost like you hate it before you know what it is.

Drake's album is really good, I listened with hater ears, I wanted to hate it but I like it.

by theFeenyx July 29, 2023

Ear Cunt

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.

Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.

by Figgledorf the Clown November 20, 2016

an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous

You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.

by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020

Ear terrorism

Loud noises or anything that sounds unpleasant

"Turn down your ear terrorism"

by Potato fan February 4, 2024

ears

how you hear

i have ears

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016