Dirty kinder egg

When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table

Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget

by IcantGetItOnInBed April 21, 2022

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that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs

Papyrus’s (a character from the hit indie game UNDERTALE) favorite food. Commonly confused with spaghetti.

What? Papyrus’s favorite food? It’s that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs, idiot. … Hey, why am I the only one that knows the answer to this stupid question?
-Flowey on Undertale Q&A

by a dumb donkey August 17, 2021

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Cadbury Egg

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates into a chocolate egg and his partner subsequently eats it.

Samantha wanted a Cadbury Egg last night, but we didn't have any chocolate

by Trevor519 May 18, 2007

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Salt Your Eggs

(V.) A crude and obscene pick-up line, probably used in a shady dive-bar, implies the act of copulation.

Hey Baby, "I'd like to salt your eggs." or "I bet that hos' had her eggs salted more than once."

by Mountainstyle October 23, 2008

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'making egg soup'

To Ejaculate into your own bath water (males only)

A man who is in the bath for more than 15 minutes is definetly 'making egg soup', FACT.

John - "where you going pete?",
Pete - "i'm off upstairs to make egg soup, be down in half hour"

egg soup is a fovourite dish in the Austrian Alps

by skillz-t June 15, 2008

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