At least you don't have gangrene

Really puts things in perspective.

'Man, I can't believe I got a D on my algebra test...'

'Hey, at least you don't have gangrene.'

by skittlekitty2227 October 16, 2011

don't let the cat out of the bag

An idiom for do not tell a secret. Uses figurative language.

"Don't let the cat out of the bag or the party will be ruined!"

by JefeOfMasers April 18, 2017

y = I don't give a shit

If you use this sentence, it means you hate mathematics like me. This sentence is the ENEMY of all mathematics universe.

Teacher: So have you found the value of "Y" john?
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*

by Iamsomeoneelseasshole May 8, 2010

I don't give three fucks

When the person in question, does not have the capacity to actually care about what you are saying, but does have bit of intrest. So the amount of fucks given cannot be great.

So they might give two.

Person 1: Do you wanna know about this REALLY funny thing?!

Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS

Person 1: No, you give two :-)

by theflyingmonkeybannatree October 20, 2009

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)

An indivual who presents false information with the intention of deceiving another party and trying to look like a baller or to make himself or herself look good. In many cases done infront of an oppisite sex to try and seduce them.

To lie outrageously or brazenly

1.) "Artin lies to make friends when he is around mona his girlfriend."

2.) Navid lies to make friends to Arta to excite him.

3.) Asif says: My name is usif Arta says: Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)Asif!

4.) Converstation form: Nadim says: "My neckalace is $50 christina" Arta responds " Nadim Don't lie to make friends, you don't have $50"

by Arta November 30, 2005

You don't have to come and confess

an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"

Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!

by heroic lines for the heroic October 19, 2010

I don't give a fuck virus

Something that is causing self destructive behavior worldwide, and commonly among African Americans. Basically it is when someone's heart becomes cold and they do whatever they can to get satisfaction that day, so school,saving money, wearing condoms, etc. doesn't make sense. It progresses quickly so if you don't catch it the first time someone stops giving a fuck it may be too late. only way to stop them from robbing stealing and dealing is to lock them up or kill them. The only known cure is to, well make them give a fuck (give them a hug?)

"nigga 1:Yo man my nigga Deandre's got "I don't give a fuck virus" bad man, he shot a guy, while slangin 20's on the block and fucking a ho without a condom WHILE getting his dick sucked and i didn't even know that was possible!
Nigga 2: Yeah, he got it bad ever since his mom's ran out on him he stopped doin school and all that, we need to show this nigga sum love!"
Nigga 1: let's go giv him a hug and roll up a L
nigga 2: yeh either that or load up the semi........"

by Hood EZ-3 December 22, 2008