Dank

A short old asian monk who's bald and who uses blender all day to 3d model utter shit

Anyone know a dank?

by Rob89eng12 August 3, 2025

Danketty-Dank

Danketty-Dank is a word used to describe low quality or 'bad' possessions.

Kayne: Abby, this shit is danketty-dank!

Abby: Well, find a better dealer, you poop-head.

by K-fizzle to the Dizzle August 19, 2009

be-dank-adank

totally chill way to say weed. And itll make your dealer laugh

hey man you got any be-dank-adank?
no but i got some shwag.
Shwag? man you must have a foot in your ass! nothin but straight chron for a REAL toker

by LouManChuu October 1, 2009

t-dank

A cowgirl, but a hippie at heart! She is a continuous smoker that loves to kick it with the guys. People gravitate towards T-Dank. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. Most people are jealous of her, because dayumm she's on top of her game. You're just not on her level, but don't feel bad as often as she smokes not very many people are. She drives a massive bad ass truck, basically a hot box on wheels, most likely named black betty or beauty. Basically, T-dank's fuckin DANK.

guy 1"I'm bored as fuck"
Guy 2"Let's hit up T-Dank"
Guy 3 "Are we gonna kill a cat?"

Love you T-Dank!

Sincerly, your boys :)

by TreyJordanMikeCadeStetson April 22, 2011

Ultra dank

Very fine or good smelling marijuana. Due to the magnitude of the smell, it indicates that the marijuana is very high quality.

(Friend 1) - "How can I contain the dankness of this weed?!"

(Friend 2) - "Try triple-bagging it with a dryer sheet."

(Friend 1) - "It's ultra dank, bro!"

by Xcelorin January 2, 2012

Great dank

Good kush

I got me some great dank here pals! Said Naseem

by huntmcd1 September 17, 2016

The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.

Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

by Proxy November 15, 2016