I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
If a rv has a door on the left side of it, itnis a symbol to the others in the campground your lbtq+ friendly and open for "meeting up". Similar to a pineapple on the door of a home of swingers.
You see that tranny walking across the campground last night? Popped right into that left door over there since a Trailer Left Door is the universal symbol for that stuff.
by Cropscouter September 09, 2021
If a rv has a door on the left side of it, itnis a symbol to the others in the campground your lbtq+ friendly and open for "meeting up". Similar to a pineapple on the door of a home of swingers.
You see that tranny walking across the campground last night? Popped right into that left door over there since a Trailer Left Door is the universal symbol for that stuff.
by Cropscouter September 09, 2021
A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.
by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014
Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.
by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 08, 2017