Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022

dating

also known as fucking

Amber Heard was dating Elon Musk while trying to reconcile with Johnny Depp, agent says

by ddt3 April 28, 2022

Older Woman Dating

An ad that urbandictionary really wants you to click on

Urbandictionary: Older Woman Dating
Person: wtf

by retrded man March 18, 2025

Talent past its expiration date

People that are no longer politically relevant or useful to their country

As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2024

Date Phenomena

The date tattoo that is showing up on everybody all around the world is a cure for depression

Oh, my tattoo says 07/12, I can’t wait for this day to happen because it will help me! Thank you for blessing me with this date phenomena!

by IBLoser October 14, 2022

Date Foreplay

Multiple chats, often laced with sexual innuendo, between two individuals prior to a face-to-face encounter.

The date foreplay between me an that girl from Tinder has been smokin'. I can't wait to meet her.

by Tbird58 November 28, 2022

Dating Website

Websites that perverted old men (50s to 70s, or above. i don't know.) use. They seek out 20 (or lower) to 40 year old women on those types of webpages and ask them for neuds right as they DM the girl. (either that, or they ask to hook up instantly because they want to get laid. lol)

Man: Send neuds, the dating website won't care.
Girl/Woman: Ew, no. Weirdo.

by anonymous200020 July 6, 2022