A headless chicken is a sexual maneuver involving a man and a woman.
The man proceeds to insert his head inside the woman's vagina meanwhile standing up.
He should then place his thumbs under his armpits and then flap his arms while running around in a random path thus simulating the actions of the ever so popular poultry.
This should be done until the man runs out of air.
The man proceeds to insert his head inside the woman's vagina meanwhile standing up.
He should then place his thumbs under his armpits and then flap his arms while running around in a random path thus simulating the actions of the ever so popular poultry.
This should be done until the man runs out of air.
by benz3000 May 18, 2009
Get the Headless chicken mug.the act of tracking down a fly in mid air hit him with a flyswatter into your other hand. toss it into your mouth then spit him out and hit him with the fly swatter out of the inteded area.
damn frank shamrock just got hit by a fly at sallys so he chicken mcbigboy'ed the shit out of it. flawless performance.
by dlovsshanemcmahon August 31, 2011
Get the chicken mcbigboy mug.A sex position in which the woman must get on top (or not, get creative) and rotate herself on the axis of the penis, while making microwave noises.
Rotations per Minute - up to you.
Rotations per Minute - up to you.
D: Yo, Jessie did The Rotisserie Chicken last night
M:whoa how many RPM?
D:like 20, dude.
M: Whoa, man..
M:whoa how many RPM?
D:like 20, dude.
M: Whoa, man..
by Sasha prok May 11, 2021
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Look at that poor asshole, he's been stuck with a Skinless Chicken his whole life!
Betty has been disappointed with the skinless chicken she puts in her mouth, it has no flavor.
Betty has been disappointed with the skinless chicken she puts in her mouth, it has no flavor.
by Admiral von Bitchslapp May 6, 2009
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Soapo; AAAAA WHAT IS THAT FLUFFY PEICE OF PAOPWR UNDER THE DOOR??
Jooz; ITS MOVINT!!!
Hoona; I THINK ITS A POOF CHICKEN!!
Poof Chicken; *POOFS*
Ooma; It IS A POOF CHICKEN I WANT TO KEEP IT AS A PET SO IT CAN EAT MY OTHER CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jooz; ITS MOVINT!!!
Hoona; I THINK ITS A POOF CHICKEN!!
Poof Chicken; *POOFS*
Ooma; It IS A POOF CHICKEN I WANT TO KEEP IT AS A PET SO IT CAN EAT MY OTHER CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!
by handles R sssssssnice April 25, 2017
Get the poof chicken mug.PEDO 1: I got nudes last night she had bare crusty nipples
PEDO 2: what chicken nipples
PEDO1: yeah dude I eat them like KFC bruh
PEDO 2: what chicken nipples
PEDO1: yeah dude I eat them like KFC bruh
by pantyasshoe July 20, 2016
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An open beer can is placed inside a chicken replacing the usual stuffing. Cooked Whole, can included. When finished cooking the can is removed and the chicken is eaten.
An open beer can is placed inside a chicken replacing the usual stuffing. Cooked Whole, can included. When finished cooking the can is removed and the chicken is eaten.
by Two Barrel May 13, 2009
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