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Headless chicken

A headless chicken is a sexual maneuver involving a man and a woman.
The man proceeds to insert his head inside the woman's vagina meanwhile standing up.
He should then place his thumbs under his armpits and then flap his arms while running around in a random path thus simulating the actions of the ever so popular poultry.
This should be done until the man runs out of air.
I would so headless chicken that girl!

I love you so much I would headless chicken you.
by benz3000 May 18, 2009
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shit chicken

by Georgia18 July 17, 2009
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Chicken whip

N. (chî_ kin _wip) To be slapped, hit, punched, whipped, or flicked in the face by one's foreskin
Dont you backtalk me, I swear i'll chicken whip a bitch. Sorry dad
by TheSemenator March 31, 2011
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Skinless Chicken

Any circumcised penis. Male genitalia that has been mutilated by circumcision or removal of the foreskin.
Look at that poor asshole, he's been stuck with a Skinless Chicken his whole life!

Betty has been disappointed with the skinless chicken she puts in her mouth, it has no flavor.
by Admiral von Bitchslapp May 6, 2009
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Beer Chicken

Chicken cooked with beer.

An open beer can is placed inside a chicken replacing the usual stuffing. Cooked Whole, can included. When finished cooking the can is removed and the chicken is eaten.
Dude, i totally had wicked awesome beer chicken last night.
by Two Barrel May 13, 2009
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knerked chicken

When someone puts a spicy chicken wing into some elses rectum and pulls it out and eats it.
Last night i ate knerked chicken with my momma.
by harry gooch March 21, 2008
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chicken clambo

son did you chicken clambo allo ver the walls?
by krokrokrakro69 February 24, 2009
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