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credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025
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Cloned Cards

Credit card cloning refers to making an unauthorized copy of a credit card. This practice is also sometimes called skimming.
Yo homie i just made some Cloned Cards want some?
by devonsjw May 25, 2024
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Bill Cosby Card

There are four bases in a relationship

First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate

First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex

There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.

Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.

Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.
Troy: I heard Trevor played the Bill Cosby Card, Owen.
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!
by Anonomous4002 June 16, 2020
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The Credit Card Reader

When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound
Yeah me and Emily did The Credit Card Reader the other day
by toapt July 19, 2024
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reverse card

The reverse card is the most powerful weapon known to all of man kind.
We all goin die
Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: *uses reverse card
Guy 2: *dies
by StYOupiD October 4, 2019
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maine card

like a man card but only for people from maine that act like a true mainer.
jake - hey can I borrow your camouflage jacket to go hunting?
zack - who owns a camoflage jacket?
jake - give me your maine card.
by snow goblin February 8, 2012
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back up card

An extra person that you keep in your back pocket on a sense
"I won't be used as a back up card if you break up"
by Awesome cat guy July 4, 2016
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