Skip to main content

Candy Ass

A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.
That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.

She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.

Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.
by Victorious Stunna March 16, 2021
mugGet the Candy Assmug.

trailer park candy

"trailer park candy" refers to any form of methamphetamine, which is stereo-typically viewed to be most commonly used by those living in trailer parks.
Jim:"Hey, heard about the big bust."
Dave:"Yep, confiscated about 20 kilos of trailer park candy."
by Evil Spock March 13, 2016
mugGet the trailer park candymug.

Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!
by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023
mugGet the Shoe Candymug.

salty candy

Salty candy is one of my favorite bedtime treats!
by dbscott November 17, 2021
mugGet the salty candymug.

Candie

Candie is as sweet as a candy although though she can turn into a sour candy any second if they hate you, other than that Candie is the best friend you will ever have, they are loyal and wont give a sh$t about anything anyone says.Candie is vert pretty and can steal anyone.
Guy:Who is that?! She be finnee
Girl:Theyre my friend,Candie , theyre fine and as sweet as a candy
by Gayasshoe6699 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Candiemug.

Cotton Candy Sunset

Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.
“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”

“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”

“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”
by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022
mugGet the Cotton Candy Sunsetmug.

Bottle Caps Candy

A tart but slightly sweet taste to them, not wholly dissimilar to Smarties Candy Company's Smarties (Rockets outside the U.S.), SweeTarts or Runts, but with soda flavors and altered shapes.
Bottle Caps Candy contained a lemon-lime flavor instead of the current cherry flavor. There was also a time when Willy Wonka Co. made Fizzy Bottle Caps. These were similar to the original but contained ingredients to make them fizz when eaten, making them a bit more flavorful.
by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023
mugGet the Bottle Caps Candymug.

Share this definition