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Abuse Brandon Day

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)
Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..
by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023
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Brandon

Verb.
To do unspeakable things to a close relative’s anal cavity. Later uses have been known to be a dog whistle the desire to procreate with a blood relative, often paired with the goal of bringing about a confederacy of dunces. Luckily these “dunces” are generally not aware that anal is not the best method of conception.

Also spelled as “Branden” by those less literate.
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Brandon Sydney

The gayest wanna be black prep in the world. A very deep in the closet guy.
'Oh look! It's Chode!'

'AYE BRANDON SYDNEY!'
by ghfjghjghjghjgjghjghjghjghj October 24, 2008
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Brandon

damn girl, look at Brandon over there

Got bigger titties then you

got a small dick tho
by realivan May 3, 2021
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Brandon is sexy
Brandon is sexy boi
by Secsygirl October 14, 2020
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Brandon

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Brandon

Brandon is a femboy
by Twinkltoezz November 15, 2025
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