Alabama Snake Rider

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 03, 2023
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Alabama rot

An infectious skin condition on whore dogs which is contracted from butt munching, similar to herpes but it's insanely hard to shift.
It usually starts around the mouth and goes down, like most dirty girls.
Reggie: "Hey jimbo, I ate on ur mom last night and I think I got that there alabama rot on my chops."
Jimbo: "you stupid twat reg, I told you my mom was riddled, she's a regular at the smattoo parlour, you best be cutting your lips off to stop the spread dude."
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Alabama cocaine

A mixture of home cooked methamphetamine (shake n bake meth) cut with ghb
Drove 10 hours to Birmingham to get Alabama cocaine thinking it was the real thing, ended up staying 90 hours awake and almost pluming head down from my 13th story window while having an onset psychosis
by not_too_big_joe June 21, 2024
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alabama ricecooker

When you fill your sister's ass with rice then proceed to fuck her ass until you cum. Wait 24 hours then have her shit out the rice which is then enjoyed by the both of you.
My family loved the rice we made for the family reunion, the alabama ricecooker works so well.
by The_Lit_Cabage July 15, 2023
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Alabama surprise party

When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.
Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.
by Big daddy Gaddy October 20, 2023
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alabama bull dozer

When a girl takes a shit and a guy pushes it back in with his dick.
Had to give my girlfriend the alabama bull dozer while doing anal last night.
by Rick0921 October 17, 2022
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alabama cock slam

During rough sexual intercourse you confuse ur date by calling her your sisters name .
Oh baby your so hot I want to give ya a Alabama cock slam ,
by Dubs_ December 04, 2013
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