Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, "ROLL TIDE!"

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023

Sparkling Alabama Peach

A sparkling Alabama peach is when you take a box of sparklers, put them hanging out of your cousins ass, lit them, and start going at it from behind.

Dude Chandler is wilder then a 7 second ride, he made a sparkling Alabama peach yesterday

by Usuallyacaringguy June 28, 2019

Alabama Spaghetti

A Alabama man has oral sex with his female cousin with tape worms and tells her a joke shortly before climaxing and the force of both the joke and the climax will make the female shit out her tape worms in a bowl which are then eaten like spaghetti.

Cletus:Hey man I just made Alabama Spaghetti with my cousin Shawna.
Butch: Awesome can I have some ?
Cletus:Sure.
Butch:*SCHLURP*

by Jörmungandr April 13, 2021

alabama china

Paper plates, plastic utensils, cups

Let's use the Alabama china tonight so that we don't have to wash the dishes!

by CainisAble September 19, 2016

Alabama

A place where all the "Racist white cops" go to finger all the black thots

Yo nick, let's head over to Alabama in the moring

by Snowboy19 June 2, 2020

Alabama throuple

When a couple (not related) and one of their siblings spend waaaay too much time together, to the point where it's assumed they're a throuple.

You always see Joe and Alice hanging out with her brother Tony. I'm starting to think they're an Alabama throuple, dude.

by telishgranger May 5, 2025

alabama hitstick

The facial and body characteristics of someone who is inbred

"Damn Mike! Your new girlfriend was beat with the Alabama Hitstick"

by Dustin JJ July 12, 2023