by The ugly thrush 222 September 15, 2019
After sexing a woman, hold a small chinese man up over her chest and have him take a fresh hot dump from 3 feet above her body.
She had never heard of the Chinese Air Mail manuever, so I called my boy Ching Ling and together we conquered that bitch.
by Ken Singelby April 01, 2007
THE TOUGHEST 11 DAYS IN THE ARMY
COMPROMISED OF 3 PHASES. PHASE 1, COMBAT ASSAULT PHASE, PHASE 2. SLING LOAD PHASE. PHASE 3. RAPPEL PHASE, PHYSICAL EVENTS TO INCLUDE 6 MILE ROAD MARCH, 4 MILE RUN, AND 12 MILE ROAD MARCH AT THE END OF PHASE 3. IN MOST CASES OUT OF 220 SOLDIERS, 160 WILL MEET GRADUATION REQUIREMENTS.
COMPROMISED OF 3 PHASES. PHASE 1, COMBAT ASSAULT PHASE, PHASE 2. SLING LOAD PHASE. PHASE 3. RAPPEL PHASE, PHYSICAL EVENTS TO INCLUDE 6 MILE ROAD MARCH, 4 MILE RUN, AND 12 MILE ROAD MARCH AT THE END OF PHASE 3. IN MOST CASES OUT OF 220 SOLDIERS, 160 WILL MEET GRADUATION REQUIREMENTS.
by ASSLT BLACK HAT January 31, 2011
by Tracy August 18, 2004
a overrated boy scouts that goes around giving military ranks to kids even though no one respects them.
I'm never going to fly a plane if some 12 and 13 year old kids from the Civil Air Patrol are going to be my only rescue!
by General's Fried Chicken June 19, 2009
Sex act during which one is giving a blowjob whilst putting a blow dryer in their partner's ass, alternating from hot to cold.
Guy #1: Aw man, that chick gave me the sickest Hot Air Balloon, last night.
Guy #2: What's a Hot Air Balloon.
Guy #1: Urban Dictionary, that shit, hombre.
Guy #2: What's a Hot Air Balloon.
Guy #1: Urban Dictionary, that shit, hombre.
by HotAirBalloon October 02, 2009
Pussy Air Fresheners are an Adult Novelty Product designed to entertain both your visual and olfactory senses. They smell great and are sure to get a laugh from anyone with an open mind and a sense of humor. So hang one in your car, hang one in your locker, hang one in your home, hang one from your dick or your dildo. Just Hang One!
Carl: "Dude, what's that smell?"
Ted: "It's my Pussy Air Freshener."
Carl: "Where did you get that?"
Ted: "The Ninjina gave it to me."
Carl: "Who?"
Ted: "The Ninjina."
Ted: "It's my Pussy Air Freshener."
Carl: "Where did you get that?"
Ted: "The Ninjina gave it to me."
Carl: "Who?"
Ted: "The Ninjina."
by SuicideGear February 15, 2010