jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece

Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”

by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023

Rizz and jizz

Fanum taxing the Ohio sigma will Drive the Gyatt to Skibidi town

"I',m going to rizz and jizz"

by Mark's May 08, 2024

Jizz tiz

Uncurable disease known to americans and romaniac's that can have an effect 3 generations, forwards or backwards. Know as the Jizz tiz.. don't get that on you it's unwashable

My Grandmother's mother's baby's uncle's cousin gave me the jizz tiz.

by THE REAL COOP February 18, 2025

Pfiz-jizz

Pfizer's anti covid-19 vaccine.

I'm getting my first shot of pfiz-jizz on Friday.

by Radom May 11, 2021

Jizz Boss

Denzel Curry

"Jizz boss (Skeet it)
Make her drink the cum sauce (Skeet it)" -Denzel Curry

by the guacamole man August 12, 2020