Noodle fingers

When a guy or a girl is an expert in fingering

God, he has such noodle fingers, I came all over the bed

by Zorbinator March 6, 2020

lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

Skadoodle like a noodle

The average person can use this in many ways.
A comical way to leave the room
An insult

A way to shove people out of your house

I gotta skadoodle like a noodle
Skadoodke like a noodle b!
Okay it’s time for you to skadoodle like a noodle

by Skadoodlelikeanoodle+ March 10, 2022

Chaos noodle

A ferret

I got a little chaos noodle the other day, he loves macaroni playtime

by Skye Fyre February 25, 2025

noodle table

When you eat something off your partners back during sex.

Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.

by Thumper010 September 3, 2017

suspension noodle

The act of hanging oneself.

We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.

by Arkadios200 October 6, 2022

Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025