Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016

shit giggler

a person who giggles while pooping

You: "Hey do you know a shit giggler?"
Me: "Yes, I am a shit giggler.."

by lickmehardinthesoupholeilikeu July 31, 2009

Shit-high

The feeling of pleasure while holding in a poop.

"Stimulation of the nerve can give you the chills and drop your heart rate and blood pressure enough to cause you to feel lightheaded and super-relaxed." -Google

I'm not going to the bathroom cause I'm on a Shit-high right now

by Vzeionak September 17, 2022

shit pork

Where you shove your finger up yout arshole and the put it in you japseye then pull it out and like your finger

Have you tried this shit pork

by Jim shit pork May 4, 2018

Shit Migraine

Constipation so bad that it gives you a headache and you see stars. Symptoms include a throbbing headache, light-headedness, sweating, heavy breathing, gut pains and solid shite.

"I'm seeing stars...I feel faint...my head hurts..." - A victim of a Shit Migraine

by Wardie1993 January 8, 2024

shit

Nickelback

person 1: Nickelback sucks. person 2: yes Nickelback is shit.

by imnotacow0908 October 2, 2018

Tit shit

A mole on someone's tits

She's got a couple big tit shits and I'm just not about that man, I prefer clear skin

by skids-n-shids June 8, 2022