boolean shit

That awkward feeling when you feel like you need to take a shit but turns out its only a fart.

Dude1: hey man.. pull over for a min. I need to take a dump.
Dude2: ayo...what the fuck, we on the freeway homey.
Dude1: nvm.. it was a boolean shit. Roll the windows down.

by gorakaya December 29, 2023

Oral Shit Arky

When y’all be creeping so hard that you get your teeth not out like you just lost a fight in the ring against a boxer.

Bro, that guy just got an oral shit arky. He took a blow to the face. That blow was so hard all he saw was Bloody Sunday.

by DrLittleUnderheptoblow April 12, 2021

Worth A Shit

Worth time and effort to put in

Person A: "was investing in Apple profitable??"

Person B; "yeah, investing was worth a shit"

by c4l3bb March 13, 2025

Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

Dumb Little Shit Gremlin

A very short individual who wears glasses and is partiaally a knowitall, and is just particularly terrible at most things

Listen here you dumb little shit gremlin.

by Rorshach1234567890 August 16, 2024

teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

Head Ass Shit

The highest level of intellect

“Dang you’re really smart, that’s some Head Ass Shit”

by Nebula2366 September 14, 2020