shit tap

The anus.

Harvey: Hey John, take the wife anywhere nice recently?

John: As a matter of fact yes, right up her shit tap.

Harvey: Respect.

by amscray September 11, 2011

Shit swindler

When you shit and someone steals that shit for later use in an alaskan pipeline

Damion you little shit swindler

by Clifford the big red asshole January 6, 2022

bumping my shit

What cool asians do when they get their *non*swag on while listening to gansta music.

Kristy- "That song is awesome!"
Mark- "I know. The beat is so hot, I was bumping my shit."

by HoneyyMustardd December 27, 2010

Oh shit

Man, you know what oh shit means. You only searched this up to get some shit outta this!! So fine, if your that stupid, here is what the definition is.

Guy 1. Oh shit I dropped my fish!!
Guy 2. Oh shit that’s bad
Guy 1. Oh shit your right!!

Fish. Oh shit this is the end

Oh shit

by little boi coochie man November 10, 2020

ain't playing shit

What someone says when the radio doesn't play any of their favorite songs. It is usually said while changing radio stations.

Me: (while changing radio stations) Man, they ain't playing shit on the radio.

by Noblewolf797 January 24, 2022

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

Shit Hawk

A Person who is being overly obnoxious. Trolling for the gold.

Wow yesterday i was a total Shit Hawk in the xbox live chat. SHITTTT HAWWWKKKK BUKAAAW

by gotit April 18, 2020