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You've Been Fuck You'd

When you unplug/turn off something and make it look like it isn't working and someone else rages and destroys the object, and it was just unplugged
"I unplugged it"
"YOU'VE BEEN FUCK YOU'D"

- Angry grandpa
by anonymous March 1, 2020
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Want to fuck my ass!?

A very good ice breaker, shit stopper or when you feel like being random.
Buddha: want to fuck my ass!?
GINGER : WTF!!

ramdom chick: fuck yeah!
by BigMFginger July 6, 2019
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national fuck niggas day

post all the fuck niggas , whore niggas , dumb niggas , playa niggas , broke niggas , and bitch niggas you know !!!
Losandra : “Girll it’s national fuck niggas day! You seen what yo momma posted??”

Farendera : “Yass girl she posted all her baby daddies!!”
by bruhdoyousmellthatcheese August 1, 2022
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the dog fucked the ass-kisser

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.
A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
by Gabric October 23, 2022
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Boo Boo Kitty Fuck

A slang term of endearment that literally translates to: Love Love Pussy Sex.
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck is the highest complementary nickname a libido-crazed individual can give to a female and should be taken to mean she is desired with utter abandon and considered the ideal beauty.
Jay: What's twistin' this bitches tit?

Justice: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay.

Jay: They don't? How 'bout fine piece of ass?

Justice: How 'bout not.

Jay: Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you?

Justice: Something sweet, ya big goof. Something nice.

Jay thinks hard while studying Justice: Boo boo kitty fuck?

Justice: That's... a start.
by BuBuKittyFuhk January 8, 2018
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fuck your shit up

(v) Refers to inflicting damage or violence; can be done by ruining a business, venture, stealing one's girlfriend, or in any upsetting or ruining one's life.
"Yeah, you enjoy that fuckin' donut. I'm about to fuck your shit up."
by Lambnesio September 17, 2008
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the man who fucked the monkey

The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?

Tax cuts for the rich.

You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
by DocFlox March 22, 2010
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