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School

1) Your local government indoctrination station that you are required to go to or you will be financially and socially penalized.

The place where you are taught useless information and propaganda to be "prepared" for "Real Life" which is complete bull because no matter how many times your told "you can do anything you want if you try hard enough" you still can't be a millionaire or that famous rockstar, even if you try some things simply cannot be done (unless of course you live in the fantasy world where knowing Shakespeare and how to write "the Sun was bright" in a fancy way is practical and beneficial for being a functional human being)

2) The best song written by Nirvana, showing up as the 4th song on their album "Bleach". Best performed live although the studio version is kickass too!
1) person one: ughh, school is such a nightmare, I'm given hours of homework learning useless things which will never benefit me later on in life, not to mention were all just guinea pigs being forced fed to use electronics and not think for ourselves. I swear if I hear "you can do anything" one more time I'm going to kms.

person two: omg what are you talking about, school is amazing, we learn many useful things to diversify our knowledge and to become practical citizens of our great nation, I'm studying to get a PhD in English so I can recite poems and make the world a better place.

person one: it's people like you that make life miserable, your useless degree in a useless is somehow going to make you hundreds of thousands of dollars as a tenure at some snob nose hippy college while I work in a factory and barely make enough to pay my rent.

2) My favorite Nirvana song is School because Kurt screams at the top of his lungs and plays his guitar like a man on heroin (hmm)
by SonicPunk August 9, 2021
mugGet the Schoolmug.
Person 1: Do you know the school 'American International School of Bamako'?
Person 2: Yes! its a school, yolo
by urmomishotaf3746 May 9, 2022
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School

It's hell. Hell is illiterately the only word to explain it.
Josh: hey Jack why were you not at school today
Jack: Lucifer expelled me
by Shit show4529 June 5, 2020
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German School Bus

When a man cums in his partner's ear.
My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.
by Bear5200 September 30, 2022
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schamburg high school

Everyone's either stupid or smart, but the stupid kids always ended up in the smart classes.
Schamburg high school kids are soooo smart, they all just made the gifted classes
by Isweartotellthetruth September 12, 2023
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School

The best place to be in hell for, sometimes super great but mostly HORRIBLE
Nicest of nerds everywhere.. AND COOL KIDS THERE!
being new to school, like in 6th grade maybe? you would be popular an instant because people wanna learn:

What you like,
where you come from
what food you eat
if you like to read
have any talents
have any friends
your fav subject
your fav book
your fav movie
if you are rich
your fav singe

your fav band
your style
your goal
what school you went too before this one
what you hate
your fav food
what month you were born

EVERYTHING YK?
*Random girl*: Heyyy! your the new person here right?
*New peron*: yeah
*Random girl*: I have some questions i wanna ask..
*New person*:Go ahead!
*Random girl*:
what do you like?
where do you come from?
what food do you usually eat?
do you like to read?
do you have any talents?
do you have any friends?
whats your fav subject?
whats your fav book?
whats your fav movie?

are you rich?
whos your fav singer?
whats your fav band
whats your style?

whats your goal?
what school did you go to before this one?
what do you hate?
whats your fav food?
what month you were born?
by 2DRY4U December 10, 2021
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middle school

god i hate ppl in middle school
by hj difficulty driving May 1, 2022
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