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Shit guy

Shit guy - an individual that is generally incompetent and extremely corny. Usually seen to have poor dress sense. Often spotted in groups of multiple shit guys. Easily identifiable.
by Quackz6 April 18, 2022
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Shit pee pee ass

When I do anal on your mom and she ass queefs on the family dog
Hey, baby wanna Shit pee pee ass tonight
by Wee haha pooo peew April 19, 2022
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poop shit

i took a poop shit last night lmfao
by caca f. monster April 19, 2022
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gorilla shit

guy 1: ayo you heard of the dude that destroyed the stalls because he got pissed off?

guy 2: yeah he went fuckin gorilla shit
by cockmuncher10 April 19, 2022
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Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 19, 2022
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moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)
damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.
by Mic August 5, 2004
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shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush
"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"
by -____- January 13, 2005
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