how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Have you heard from glen?

Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen?

1: Have you heard from glen? 2: Not in a little while

by Have you heard from glen? January 26, 2025

it's over for you

it's over for you

Person 1: What's edging?

Person 2: It's over for you

by blopdoop292 January 7, 2024

Do you want to build a snowman?

Discretely asking someone if they want to do Cocaine.

Humorously inspired by Disney's Frozen.

Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman?

Deadpool: Yes!... But I can't.

by DarthBombad May 3, 2024

You

You. You is perfect. You is a wonderful and caring thing. You is loved

Me: I am proud of you.
(Yes you. The person reading. I'm proud of you. I love you so much.)

by StevenJobs420 July 15, 2023

you act like a kid

You act like you ain’t got no type of sense and act like your 2 years of age

“You act like a kid you act like ain’t got no sense like you you 2 years old like my nephew grow up stop acting like a kid it’s not funny.

by Kaykayorkay November 8, 2022

You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025