I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan

by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025

your not invited to my birthday party

the worst insult

your not invited to my birthday party anymore said the annoying shithead

by a person who breathes oxygen June 2, 2023

National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day

Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.

The only limit is that they have to be attractive.

Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?

Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!

by Urbandictionaryqueen123 April 9, 2021

Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 1, 2021

Your mom

If someone's ask who say this

Who farted? Your mom
Who peed in the pool? Your mom
Name a basketball player better than Jordan. Your mom

by Obamaishot360 January 17, 2022

Your mom

A joke about your mom even tho they don’t know your mother and they usually use it for roasting people and also it’s the only joke\roast that you can think of quickly and it gets very old quickly if you say it a lot.

4th grader:Your mom is so fat that she can’t even see you and her feet!
5th grader:Your jokes are getting old now.

by Thegreatestrobloxplayer123 November 25, 2022

.9.Is there anything in your mouth that does not change.9.

.9.Is there anything in your mouth that does not change.9.

.9.Is there anything in your mouth that does not change.9.

by Adujasty343 August 25, 2025