Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

I will swear word at you

the worst imagineable words ever that could be said by a robloxian

robloxian 1: "i will swear word at you"
robloxian 2: "😨"

by theamazingnoob412 December 16, 2022

I da guy la da gove you da goo

I da guy la da gove you da goo, means i love you in gobbledegook. an official language

I da guy la da gove you da goo so much!

by I da guy la da gove you da goo December 17, 2022

you

you are short

you have to do art

by gvytfiyfiyfjg December 18, 2022

you got a deep tree

Big dick or something of that sort

Wow you got a deep tree!

by Lmaydtycimm December 18, 2022

Urban Dictionary Is Written By You

the words above the define a word button

bob: hey i cant read what are those letters highlighted in blue?
johnquivius: they say "Urban Dictionary Is Written By you" stoopid.

by prize_hood7 December 18, 2022

Are you going to the moon?

It is a famous saying of a Mathematics teacher in La Salle College, Hong Kong. He used it to express his dissatisfaction on students who packed their school bags before the bell even rings. In normal conditions, it can be used to question someone who is going away to obviously nowhere for the purpose of avoiding something deliberately.

30 secs till bell rings, random student packs his bag.
Teacher: are you going to the moon?

by oqwidflksdfhs December 19, 2022