Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.
Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day
by Duderruder February 20, 2025
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Give your friend money day

May 16 is celebrated where whoever asks their friend or any human for any amount you would like and how you want to present it.
Kyle asked his friend for $20 and Ryan gave him the money because Kyle asked first.
Give your friend money day
by Senire May 16, 2023
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Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".
Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...
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Your Tea's Weak

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.
by Doctor Defenition April 27, 2018
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Your worldview

Is not the answer. You are full of shit. You don't know what other people need in their lives. AND your brainz are dumb and not as smart as my brainz.
Hym "I don't need to validate your worldview. People who validate your worldview AREN'T BETTER than people who don't. People who validate your worldview do ✌️✊️✌️deserve✌️✊️✌️ success more than people who don't."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2023
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pullin your johnson

the act of pulling on someone's penis (preferably male) as the aftermath of a joke.
Wyatt: "Ahh, I am just pullin your johnson."
Bob: "HAHAHAH."
by bigbeanman72 February 28, 2024
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Your Aunt Esther

She is a woman who is to be feared.
Dont upset Your Aunt Esther or you will crash and burn.
by ButchNochance February 03, 2022
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