Dry Dick Syndrome

To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you

Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!

by Aryabrynn June 21, 2025

On dick

When someone on some bullshit or just buggin

jake: bro your gay
Me: Hell no you on dick

by SwaykoK January 25, 2022

Roach Clip Dick

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.

Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."

by Dem Applez October 27, 2022

vacation dick

When you'r on vacation and you hook with a dude who's not boyfriend material but got a bomb ass dick.

You wouldn't believe the "vacation dick" I got last night

That guy from the bar?
Yea. I wouldn't date him but if I ever come back, I know he got good vacation dick.

by thatguyinyourmomscloset June 16, 2016

Dick Rider

Someone who refuses to get off your dick, and mind their own business. They live to ride you.

He didn’t know who he was dick riding.
Youssef is such a dick rider, like calm down.

by Mrfreshbigmac May 7, 2024

mior's dick

smallest dick, below than average

The court held that mior's dick is smaller than pleading margin

by jupppiterrr November 26, 2023

Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"

Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge

by $kweex December 4, 2020