your mom

the thing you say all the time, shut up.

"my grandpa died yesterday" " your mom" "kys"

by usdkskhjds March 16, 2023

i hope your next poop is sharp

word typed and publicated by a "brave" roblox player.

wow! This i hope your next poop is sharp image is magnifying!

by ThePoopyDawg November 22, 2023

National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask

Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits

by . March 6, 2023

What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

Your mom

Scariest creature to be alive.

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.

by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021

your mom

Gay

Your mom gay.

by Yodogbitchlol July 2, 2019

Your Mother Sews Socks In Hell!

A popular miss hearing and parody of the quote “your mother sucks cocks in hell” from the 1974 horror film, The Exorcist

If someone were to talk about The Exorcist you’d tell them “your mother sews socks in hell!”

by LiquidLaunch October 18, 2023