Dick

A male genitalia. A dick is something women love!!! It is also referred to an asshole.

You are such a dick.

by Cctfrfexded November 21, 2018

Dick Cloud

When one has reached an age in life that his pubic hairs are white and once the penis is exposed it appears to be floating on a cloud.

Did you see that old mans dick ? It looked like a dick cloud.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 17, 2018

Hairy Dick

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew

A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"

by A man who likes Red Panda's November 14, 2021

jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex

aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour

by burbman1969 April 13, 2021

Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

Santa’s Dick

A shot of rumplemintz

I was down in Siesta Key and it was so hot I needed to order a shot of Santa’s Dick to cool off.

by conje June 5, 2021

urban dick

To search for a word on the Urban Diction website.

Hey Ted, when you get a chance can you urban dick the word faggot

by alphonzobushong June 25, 2015