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If you call a adventurist as a guy that loves adventure, what would you call a rapist?
Ans: a guy that sings rap music

And an activist?

Ans: a guy that's quite active.
by AbCd!2#4 July 7, 2023
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robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.
"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke
by HMMS November 19, 2023
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Joke

Your joke isn’t funny.
by bogdammshater December 12, 2020
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Stealer of jokes

He is a stealer of jokes
by SomeRealGuyOrGirl October 22, 2023
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Joke

"Nice joke Carl"

"Give back my damn arms Jake"
by Not Doodleting October 25, 2019
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sick joke

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
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Joke

The thing people say to you when you want to tell them a Joke
Me: Do you want to hear a Joke?
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!
by MyMonsterDK November 9, 2018
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