A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.
I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.
My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.
My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.
by Michael B. Finch March 28, 2008
Get the vagina monologuemug. The other day while i was watching Oprah, i think her vagina transmutation was taking place because her face was all crazy looking.
by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 13, 2003
Get the vagina transmutationmug. 
(Noun) Dried residue left upon the panties of a female after a night of hot sex. Also used as muffin topping in germany.
by Stafford154 January 20, 2006
Get the Vagina Cakesmug. When playing Halo 3, male players can "tea bag" another player after killing them...when a girl does this, however, it is referred to as "Vagina-balling"
Halo player 1 (female): Shot you, haha!
Halo player 2: Whatever, I'll get you next time
halo player 1 (female): But I still got your pride...Vagina balls! (squats over player 2 on the face, repeatedly)
Halo player 2: Whatever, I'll get you next time
halo player 1 (female): But I still got your pride...Vagina balls! (squats over player 2 on the face, repeatedly)
by blondyyninja February 11, 2010
Get the Vagina ballsmug. A pineapple vagina is when a girl puts pineapple in her vagina and the mans eats her out and proceeds to eat the pineapple until it's gone
by Cocksnot July 24, 2016
Get the pineapple vaginamug. A rhetorical device invented by Carly Fiorina in the Republican Presidential Debates. Instead of discussing your actual qualifications to be President, you know like leadership qualities etc., you go on and on about how special you are for having the same kind of reproductive organs as 50% of the population. You talk about how you went from rags to riches despite your reproductive organs, but fail to mention how you wrecked your company while CEO.
by bob_bobbb June 19, 2016
Get the full vaginamug.