Cam/Sam/nadine/Maddie/layla

Mommy, otherwise known as mommy? Sorry? I mean mommy sorry? Mommy

Damn, cam/Sam/nadine/Maddie/Layla are mommy

by Kittenmommy November 22, 2021

shiznito bang snip snap sam zap

super de duper cool. beyond all coolness.

Wow, that brand new porsche is the shiznito bang snip snap sam zap

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

Sam 🤣🤣🤢🤓

Probably doesn’t use shampoo because he doesn’t know what it is. This makes him REALLY greasy. 4’10” and wears black forces. Has a voice that makes him sound like the 🤓 Emoji.

“WHATS THAT SMELL??!!!”

“It’s probably the one kid named Sam 🤣🤣🤢🤓. He never washes his hair! I heard that he didn’t know shampoo was a thing until three months ago!!”

by JAMES12435353536 May 14, 2022

Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals

The most refreshing drink you need.

"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.

by Corbino the Extino November 27, 2022

National give someone named sam a smooch day

On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek

Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then

by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022

SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI

the best ship in the universe.

You arent real unless u a SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI fan

by Zippy_is_lame July 6, 2019

Sam

Sam, he's the most amazing the most perfect guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, charming...I have no words to really explain he’s the kind of guy that makes you happy to be alive he’s the kind of person you talk to your friends about 24/7 he’s the kind of person you dream about every night whenever you look at him you feel numb you feel like nobody else is around and your the only two people on earth everyone and everything is blurred out all you can see is him...his perfect smile his amazing laugh is perfect hair his beautiful eyes. Sams the kind of guy girls go crazy for the kind of guy you think isn’t even real the kind of guy that is above every other guy he’s just perfect in every single way.

Girl: Guys! Look at Sam over there :)
Friends: Ew...I don’t know why you even like him!
Girl:Because he’s perfect in every single way...he’s flawless to me and only me :)

by ~Perfection~ April 28, 2019