captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency

Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb

by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023

captain obvious

Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms

Hey look mom, it's captain obvious!
Oh no, captain obvious on the wheel again!

by ivebeenfriendzonedallmylife😥 March 27, 2023

Captain & Tunneling

The act of tunneling someone while you have your foot up on a barrel of rum

"We finished the latest episode of Night Court, and before the credits finished rolling, he had already started to captain and tunnel me."

"Captain & tunneling? Is that even legal in Rhode Island?"

by NirnrootSandwich January 14, 2023

Captain Underpants

THE BIGGEST GYAT IN EXISITANCE!!

BRO LOOK AT THAT CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

by GyatReporter October 23, 2023

Captain Saveahoe

When an Amazon Driver has to do a variety of things such as complete another driver's route unexpectedly or rescue multiple people in a short amount of time.

Today, I had to Captain Saveahoe this new driver after she only completed 10 stops in 5 hours.

by WiselSkielGrannel October 30, 2023

captain america

Captain America is a wanna be Soilder boy. Soldier Boy is the best american soldier and best soldier in the world. He eats russians and pisses oil for breakfast. He eats duty and serves the nation for lunch and for dinner he eats a 20 inch hotdog and shits out JUSTICE!

He is the perfect American. His mother is the U.S.A and his father is an Eagle. He stormed the beaches of normandie and he is the reason the allies won ww2. He is never scared becuase he is no pussy however He saddly died trying to stop a nuclear meltdown. He saved the world. He has been rumored to be alive all though it is simply a false rumor stated by Homelander himself.

CA- Hi, Im captain america...
SB- "Im soldier boy! fuck! the world knows who i am why do i have to say it?

by Fanum tax November 8, 2023

Whistle Captain

Whistle Captain is a pirate of a whistle, and blows loud frequencies that make you scream.

"Find the luxurious whistle captain!"
"WHISTLE!!!!"
"AHHH"

by Urban Explains November 17, 2023