Cat in a Bathtub

A sexual act involving trying to push your testicles into someone's anal cavity during non-participatory guy on girl intercourse.
Usually done to try to get more enthusiastic involvement from your partner.

"Man, I was banging Shana the other night, and she was laying there all comatose, so I tried stuffing my balls in her ass... It was like trying to stick a cat in a bathtub..."

by Turd Ferguson 74 March 5, 2009

cat-dog

When two men are docking both of the men simultaneously piss in each other's dick

Man oh man, me and jimmy totally did the cat-dog last night, best time of our life's

by Bloody smegpot May 24, 2014

cat's ass

The coolest thing ever!

Wow! Tom's new car stereo is the cat's ass! 8)

by Square_Peg February 8, 2010

mashing the cat

The act of having sex with a female. Intercourse.

I can't believe Phil got caught mashing the cat with that chick at his party. His girlfriend is furious.

by Union Redneck November 19, 2006

cat skinner

The operator of a small bulldozer. Usually runs the machine to build logging roads. Has nothing to do with chinese food.

"Ackz0r! Teh CAT skinner ran over meh f00t!"

by Big D November 17, 2003

aids cat

Literally, a cat that has FIV living on a back porch in Jacksonville, FL, waiting to be taken to the cat sanctuary. Used appropriately as an expletive to describe bad situations or people.

2007-08 UK basketball is an aids cat.
The guy who just broke up with me is a fucking aids cat.
The guy who, on the first date, seriously asked me "Do you wanna see it?" is an aids cat!

by Philifrodick March 21, 2008

Year of the Cat

To skillfully manipulate a friend's neurochemical landscape before playing him or her a song that immediately becomes one of the best songs of their life.

"How was last night?"
"Pretty good.. we stayed up late at Tom's and then out of nowhere - Boom! - He totally Year of The Catted me.

by AlStewart July 25, 2011