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ecmo syndrome

Ears closed mouth open syndrome pertains mostly to children. It is a phenomenon that happens when they are too busy talking to hear what you are saying. Typically a child will ask a question, then as you are trying to answer it they will immediately either ask another question or just start talking about something else. Then they will shortly after ask you the same question as though you never answered them.
The children would have heard me tell them that we were going to McDonalds for dinner if their ecmo syndrome didn't over ride the answer.
by meatface December 25, 2012
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Honda syndrome

When a Honda owner wants to race a car much out of its league. Normally younger adults that have put large exhausts on their accords and floor it around town sounding loud but going nowhere

The only Hondas that don't fall in this category are the S2000s.
Jake: Hey bro that Honda is revving his engine at you he must be trying to race you

Mike: Yeah man he gets that Honda syndrome going on
by Abschatten November 2, 2014
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Sus Syndrome

When a person suddenly starts being retarded and says "Among Us", variations of it, "Sussy Baka", and much more. They also always look up "Among Us", and if they're down bad, some worse stuff.
Robber 1: Haha, you're such a sussy baka
Woman: What the fuck are you doing in my house get out
Robber 2: Dude, why didn't you tell me you still had Sus Syndrome? You told me you had it cured yesterday
by Godzilla's Cloaca January 10, 2022
mugGet the Sus Syndromemug.

Maxis Syndrome

Maxis Syndrome măk-sis sin-drohm (noun):

A wildly entertaining condition that plagues daring investors who display an uncanny ability to unearth obscure and potentially unrelated clues about an NFT project, leading them to craft intricate conspiracy theories. These individuals, known for their unrivalled flair and panache, are often seen "winging" their way to the moon (WGMI) with style, regardless of whether their theories hold water or evaporate into thin air. Synonymous with audacious investing and a knack for connecting the most tenuous of dots, Maxis Syndrome has become a badge of honour for the most daring NFT aficionados.

Known for their daring investments and a knack for connecting dots that may or may not exist, Maxis Syndrome has become a tongue-in-cheek salute to those who ride the NFT wave with a fearless grin.
Did you hear about Jake's latest NFT theory? He's definitely got a case of Maxis Syndrome, but I can't help but admire his style!
by ENSquatters April 8, 2023
mugGet the Maxis Syndromemug.

Chipotle syndrome

some symptoms include :
Diarrhea

Bloating
Bloody stool
Abdominal pain
Clogged toilet
Soupy stool
The shakes

Heartburn
Nausea

Excessive vomiting
You take a visit to the doctor after going to your favorite Mexican hot spot.

Doctor: oh my ! You seem to be in quite a rush to go to the bathroom.
You: yah I just ate Mexican food.
Doctor: well that's an easy diagnosis, you have chipotle syndrome!
by Hulkthegiantpitbull April 22, 2018
mugGet the Chipotle syndromemug.

Luzian Syndrome

Someone with suprisingly low Iq and and small dick who acts like a chihuaha
You have the Luzian syndrome stop molesting me
by Angio June 19, 2023
mugGet the Luzian Syndromemug.

melia syndrome

when your friend likes a fatass girl
by thebababooeydog October 17, 2023
mugGet the melia syndromemug.

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