Dinner sausage

A large tasty dick

We went out to dinner, and then afterwards I had a dinner sausage

by Miguelzilla April 22, 2019

sausage talker

One who talks bigger than they are or acts exaggerated/aloof with their discussion.

I can only drink $80 bottles of wine, anything else gives me a headache.

Oh Darla, quit being a sausage talker.

by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023

sausage dog

An over-eager bottom.

Troy is such a sausage dog.

by Eibhilin April 17, 2021

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

bun in a sausage fest

A female at a predominantly male gathering (also known as a sausage fest).

"Sarah, you still at Nick's place?"
"Nah, he invited tons of his friends over and I don't like being a bun in a sausage fest."

by FlufflePuffPony December 11, 2016

Sausage Lipstick

A slang term for sucking dick.

"I'm not saying she's a whore, but she looks like she applies sausage lipstick every night."

by GeneralWasp October 29, 2012

eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.

by BrockSucksDick April 25, 2016