Septum Ring Theory

The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.

"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."

by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025

Ring Of Fire

When a man grabs a group of friends and has a tribal ceremony with a tiki torch. He takes said tiki torch and inserts it through each members anal tube.

The man created a Ring Of Fire with the whole football team

by anonymous June 18, 2022

Ring sting

When your spiky shit tears your arsehole to pieces, and your erratic wee stings the shit out of it.

I’ve got right ring sting after that curry!

by 123yourdadlikesme March 12, 2022

Ring of fire

When Dante is in the shower and Blake grant urinates on him while he is cleansing himself.

After the game Dante was taking a shower and Blake grant performs the ring of fire.

by Blakeybones January 14, 2018

Lego Ring

The lead single to Faye Webster's new album idfkoc abt the name cuz holky gyatt this song SUCKS

I want a lego ring... i want it hurt my finger~

by GmodMagician March 9, 2024

Ampheta-ring

To blow 5 or more crystal meth smoke rings consecutively like a chooooo chooooooo

Check out my new trick kids, (hits meth pipe)

"It's called the ampheta-ring"

by JerryConQueefador November 7, 2025

Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018