nut farm

The art of taking a picture of your nuts on someone else’s camera phone without there knowledge or permission, allowing them to stumble across it creating an awkward social situation

Matt did a nut farm on Sam’s camera phone at the GAC making everyone believe Sam was gay because he had a photo of some dudes huge nuts as his phone wallpaper… That was hilarious

by munky_punch September 7, 2009

Nut Loaf

A cake of assorted nuts.

I could really go for a nut loaf right now.

by Bill Richardson February 6, 2008

Dux nuts

A thing or situation that seems to be the best there is.
Dux: smartest person in a classroom
Nuts: His balls/testicles
It is Aussie slang

"His car is the Dux nuts"
"The computer I have is the Dux nuts"
"This holiday is the Dux nuts"

by trepidations February 20, 2009

cumless nut

when someone jacks off and nothing more than precum comes out of the penis

James jacked off to porn and had a cumless nut.

by Mr.Pogostick February 21, 2009

Nut Film

The thick, gooey, creamy, hot layer of goop that accumulates upon one's nuts after months of neglecting to make an appointment for a Nut-Job.

1. Omg~! My nut film has gotten so thick and gooey that no nutter in town will peel it for me. Not even the nutters at South Hill Nut Salon.

by TheNutters2008 July 6, 2008

Soft Nut

ejaculation so premature, an erection isnt present

Lisa, I dont know what happened i just touched his leg and he busted a soft nut on me.

by IAmBlueSteel February 24, 2009

sport nut

A sport nut is a person who is obsessed about his/her favorite sport(s).

-dude do you now when brazil won the world cup?
-you're kidding right?
-no bro.
-oh fuck man, Brazil won the world cup in 1958, 1962, 1970, 1994 and 2002. Don't you now that bro and i'm not finished in the last match.....
-calm down bro. You are a totally a sport nut.

by j@nn August 16, 2015