matthew

im gonna touch matthew (fat faggot) tonight
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Matthew

A right cunt most of the time which projects his insecurity about his little package. Plus he's a filthy vegan
Ah fuck not Matthew. He's going to start preaching about his small dick- I mean veganism again...
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Matthew

Annoying white kid who the teacher loves and writes people names down that talks
Stop being such a Matthew
by Anti Matthew June 26, 2021
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Matthew

Lemme just start off by saying this man is hella sweet bro, I’d take a bullet for this guy, he might have a lisp and all but who cares, he be pulling bare shortys, he expresses himself in a different ways some ways may be hurtful but that’s just the way he expresses himself
Look at that Matthew over there. He's so handsome.
by sweetermanbro January 24, 2020
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Matthew's are genours kind and caring. They are the best of friends and help you at your deepest points. They tend to be cute and can make an amazing boyfriend. They like to make others happy and put others before them. They have a heart-warming smile that could lighten up your day. If you know or have a Matthew don't let them go. They are a real life soother.
"Damnnn that Matthew is hawt I wanna date him"
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Matthew

Some dude, lives like a champ, but isnt one
Girl:Is that matthew
Girl 2: Yeah...
Boy: Is that Matthew
Girls 1 and 2: Yeah
by The peepee parylyzer November 01, 2021
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Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.
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