Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock March 19, 2024

Matthew

someone who wants to wear your boyfriend’s skin

girl 1: i think i have a stalker.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.

by minutemade002 February 29, 2024

Matthew Nagisa1000

HOT AND HOT AND HOT AND HOT AND FREE AND GOOD AND HOT AND FREE

MATTHEW IS HOT AND FREE AND GOOD AND FREE NAGISA1K and means Matthew Nagisa1000 is cool

by MATTHEW NAGISA1k October 21, 2020

Pull a Matthew

Pulling a Matthew means sending nudes you got to other people or selling them

A: Dude, why are all your nudes leaked?

B: My ex-girlfriend pulled a Matthew.

Pull a Matthew

by ksnsnsn June 2, 2020

Matthew

The name Matthew comes from the bible. A Matthew is usually a "King" in bed and knows how to please a women without trying. He's VERY athletic and very sweet, a matthew also will usually not make friends unless he believes they will be good for him, or help him in the future with problems, matthew also is usually a guy who doesn't get to the point that well but when he does it's a shock that what he said. A Matthew is someone you should stay with forever and never leave and love unconditionally until your last breath. Matthew is amazingly perfect hands down.

Matthew is so perfect.

by Ms.Selena12345 September 14, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is one of a kind. He has Sandy blue eyes and is to DIE FOR! AND I MEAN TO DIE FOR! He’s a really fast runner and is most of the time thinking about this one girl, called Jess. Her actual name is Jessica but, people always call her Jess for short. Only when she’s in trouble she gets call, JESSICA!

Josh:Omg, Matthew isn’t that the girl Jess/Jessica I was talking about?
Matthew:Yeah, she’s amazing!

by The love at first sight February 14, 2021

Matthew

Gay.

Hey look, it's a Matthew!

by Tackswithaknackforapack July 8, 2025