A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.
See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew
See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.
Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.
See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.
Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.
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