whale in a mud puddle

When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.

Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!

by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

Sandy Mud Flaps

A middle eastern woman that wears thong underwear way too small for her that her lips hangs out of the sides.

Are those camel toes or her sandy mud flaps

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal January 11, 2020

Funny Mud Pee

Fuuny Mud Pee means that a person is talking nonsense or falsehood, which does not exist at all or is fictional. The word indicates that you are disdainful and indicates a negative emotion.
This indicates a strong condemnation or dissatisfaction
This word is very offensive and is generally not used.

-The Novel Coronavirus is called Chinese Virus.
-Funny mud pee！

by True Reality March 25, 2020

Kungpow mud cream

Pooping in someones asshole,sticking your hand back into the asshole and pulling the poop out then putting it on your food.

Hey waiter, can you put a little more Kungpow mud cream in my salsa.
"sure sir".
Thank you.

by Silly old wily February 20, 2011

Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs

"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."

by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022

Nevada Mud Stomp

When you are visiting Las Vegas must take a shit but the toilet is occupied. So you poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain.

Johnny was taking forever in the bathroom so I was force to do the Nevada Mud Stomp.

by The HurrocaneThe Hurricane August 14, 2017

Mud Me

A person who particarlarly prefers a man's penile region in or near their rectal area.

Has no relation to the offroading or Jeep lifestyle .

Austin knew he had gotten himself into a particularly sticking situation when he discovered that her license plate read "Mud Me"

by Are u joshin me June 26, 2017