ecto cock

A nickname for the penis of a game character named Sans, which is from the game Undertale, and the term is usually used in the NSFW tag for the game, and can also be used for his brother Papyrus or other versions of them

Goddammit I'm in love with sans, I just want his ecto cock!

by CherryBerry or Distorted Blues August 28, 2016

cock retainer

The device, a.k.a. underwear, that retains the cock

At the club my cock retainer prevented a full boner.

by READAAR March 21, 2006

Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.

Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock

by blocking the cock June 15, 2011

Cock Blocker

Some one who stops you from getting a number. the Cock Blocker does this by coming over to you and the other person and completely ruin the conversation.

Jon- So can i get your number?
Allsion-Su-
Cock blocker- So, jon, told her about your AIDS yet? i dont think she'll like that!
Allison- oh wow! cya!
Jon-dick...

by NothinMuch2BSaid June 30, 2009

Cock Snorkling

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.

"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."

by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

wog cock

A cock that's not white.

"Hey mate what are you upto?"
" Yea mate giving my massive wog cock a stroke of its life".

by Alfystew December 6, 2013

Cock Insert

The opposite of a Cock Block. This person helps their friend(s) get it in; to get the process of inserting the cock moving.

Andrew: "Dude, thanks for hooking me up with Elizabeth."
Nick: "Yeahh Becca, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have gotten laid last night!"
Becca: "No problem guys. Cock Insert here to help."
Both guys: "Best Cock Insert EVER!"

by abeccap March 4, 2011