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Jelly Biscuit

A woman who eats jelly (any flavor) for for a period of 5 days or more. (This would include KY jelly if so desired) After the the days period ended, she proceeds to shat on your body with your blessing. Leaving you with the effervescence of her fecal fruit of choice.
1.)Peanut Butter and Nelly "The Movie".

Warner Bros 1976

2.)Jelly Girl "Can I Wipe You"

Warner Bros 1979
by Futon Jonny May 15, 2005
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chicken biscuit

1) n. a stinky pussy
2) v. dress up as a peep and cover her in bisquick
"man, that girl the other night had a f*cking chicken biscuit."
by gina mcKracken April 6, 2008
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shit biscuit

like a little kid getting on your nerves is a little shit biscuit cause idk they pretty much shit in a bag on their waist...oooh or a little black tar baby
"dude im tryin to play guitar hero nigger fuck off you little shit biscuit!!"
by julian_boredom January 9, 2008
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whisker biscuts

when your fuckin a girl with a bush and you pull out and bust a nut into the bush. when it dries there will be biscuts in her whiskers
i was fuckin your mom the other day and i totally gave her whisker biscuts without her knowing it.
by stromerson November 12, 2009
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Lung Biscuit

Cigarette's
Have you got a lighter? I'm just going pop outside and have a lung biscuit
by barrybuckle September 9, 2009
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C-Biscuit

Noun-

1) Used to describe someone who is cock blocking or preventing one from getting ass.

2) Can also be used in the noun form when referring to the movie Seabiscuit during the cock blocking process. This is used if you want someone to stop being a cock block.

Adverb-
Also can be used as the adverb C-Biscuiting
1) Andrew, I was about to get my hump on with that girl but you were being a freakin C-Biscuit!

2) (Bill is interrupting your mac attack on this smoking hot chick... interrupt him back like so)

Hey Bill, have you ever seen the movie C-Biscuit? Yeah.. it's a really great movie...

(Bill gets it, walks away, you get the girl and have the best sex of your life. BOOM!)

3) You were C-Biscuiting hardcore last night every time I was talking to chicks you asshole!
by TouchingAlltheCandy June 10, 2011
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Risky Biscuit

When a women is extremely fertile, and it's risky to cum in the biscuit.
Dude! She has a risky biscuit.
by ZMan99 May 21, 2016
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