August 7th

August 7th is the day where any guy named James and his significant other have a free pass to exchange nudes. Don’t hate...they just love eachother a lot.

It’s august 7th...you know what that means!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe August 6, 2020

August 22

Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.

Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?

Marie: Of course, come in the room

by LargeBigMacPlease August 22, 2023

August

National Ex girlfriend day

Hey its august 2, so happy ex girlfriend day. I miss u

by Sosadtolive August 2, 2021

August 9th

National appreciate bae day!❤️ Appreciate your bae nd let them know how much they mean to you!💯

August 9th is national appreciate bae day so I’m gonna post my gf nd get her Starbucks!

by Titties765 August 9, 2022

August 20th

Say Yes To You’re Girlfriend All Day.

Girl: Do you want to go eat at my favorite restaurant

Boy: um it’s August 20th so yes

by You’re welcome girls August 20, 2021

August Neifert

A term referring to a homosexual or a 'queer' that will not come out of the closet.

Wow, Clay Aiken was an August Neifert for so long.

by Derek W. Copping February 9, 2009

August 22

National sneak out day

On august 22 you get to sneak out and your parents can’t get mad

by 4kdez2 July 4, 2022