Brandon

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette

by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021

Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.

"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."

by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021

Brandon

A short little fellow who makes random mysterious noises and is in love with Shrek

I wish I never become a Brandon. That would really suck.

by Skeet Skort July 21, 2019

Brandon Rancourt

A fagget from the United States of America

I saw big Brandon Rancourt

by Fuckyi October 1, 2015

Brandon Aragon

PENIS HEAD HAHA

kid: “yk brandon aragon”
me: “you mean the emo faq?”

by shakalsjrhfn January 12, 2022

brandon tupper

kate leonard’s boyfriend 👩🏻 ❤️ 💋 👨🏽

“brandon tupper and kate leonard are getting married one day”

by ilybonniewright December 18, 2023

Brandon Shamblin

A rust god who only uses ak and never trolls or grubs. The best builder when it comes to the mini tundra or the shell.

"Brandon Shamblin is SO HOT His dick is fat"

by zayhoops May 5, 2023