vagina monologue

A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.

I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.

My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.

by Michael B. Finch March 28, 2008

vagina transmutation

ok, you have a vagina. and then one day, BAM! Herpes. thats how it happens.

The other day while i was watching Oprah, i think her vagina transmutation was taking place because her face was all crazy looking.

by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 13, 2003

Vagina Poop

Chidren.

Dude, that guy over there is vagina poop.

by pyromantaco January 16, 2011

Vagina Cakes

(Noun) Dried residue left upon the panties of a female after a night of hot sex. Also used as muffin topping in germany.

I had a stellar vagina cakes muffin in Frankfurt last week.

by Stafford154 January 20, 2006

Vagina balls

When playing Halo 3, male players can "tea bag" another player after killing them...when a girl does this, however, it is referred to as "Vagina-balling"

Halo player 1 (female): Shot you, haha!
Halo player 2: Whatever, I'll get you next time
halo player 1 (female): But I still got your pride...Vagina balls! (squats over player 2 on the face, repeatedly)

by blondyyninja February 11, 2010

pineapple vagina

A pineapple vagina is when a girl puts pineapple in her vagina and the mans eats her out and proceeds to eat the pineapple until it's gone

" damn, that man had me do the pineapple vagina method last night

by Cocksnot July 24, 2016

Vagina Bender

One who has skill or noteworthy prowess in the art of vagina bending and/or causing vaginal wetness and frequent secretion through speech or physical manipulation. see the art of vagina bending aka MARTIAL PUSSY

After studying martial pussy for many years he became a virtuoso - A Vagina Bender.

by on May 26, 2015